• Munchkins for a munchkin: Nicole Richie is continuing to pack on the pounds via a strict diet of graham crackers and donuts. Plus, pot and Vicodin give you the munchies.

• Kirstie Alley rides the fat coaster: This recent footage shows that it's hard to keep a good girl down—in weight. Nicole Richie and Kirstie should really consider counseling each other.

• Affordable intimacy: Can't afford the 400,000-yen-a-person ($3,428) Christmas party with Michael Jackson? For a mere 15,000 yen, you can watch dancers perform to a Jackson song while he watches the same show from a VIP area.

• Speaking of Billie Jean ...: A 29-year-old with a hankering for a paternity test tells a really fun story about a romp Mel Gibson once had with her mom in the backseat of his car.

• Nothing better to do New Year's Eve?: Party like it's 2004 with Tara Reid at the Chicago Marriott on the one night a year she seems normal!

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